March 2012
Facebook boys: You should come over. We could have some fun, if you know what I mean. ;)
Tumblr boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
Even if I did tell you how I feel, it wouldn't...
When your mom goes into your room and turns on the...
And you open your eyes and you’re like: